Kartene Kamaraj (2009) as published in Khays Saliva

When lost and lonely,
Come talk to Kartene,
She'll make you poems so silly,
You'll want to stuff her mouth with chili!

Or you can go to YY's place,
See her stare lovingly at your face, (=P)
Or you can watch TV and ignore her,
While eating keropok lama! (I had to make it rhyme!)

Or we can all go out with Lydia J,
She's always so happy and gay,
She's so rich, she'll belanja us all,
So we can go to some expensive shopping mall!

Then there's Silvia,
Whose height boosts my self-esteem (gagagaga!),
She moved out and I'm so sad la,
But she can buy you nice yummy ice cream! (WTH?!)

Oh yes, don't forget Kathleen,
And also Lai Thin,
One so blur, another is un-hyper,
We all can be crazy together!