Boy, Man, Guy

Tea break, kids are talking.

The conversation somehow led to the word 'guy'.
Teacher: Ethan, is your daddy a guy?
Ethan (super smart 3 year old): No, my daddy is not a guy, he is a man.
Teacher: Oh really? Your daddy is not a guy?
Ethan: (shoots teacher a mean look)
Teacher: What's with your face? Your daddy is a guy.
Ethan: (continue with the mean look) No. My daddy is a man, not guy.
Teacher: Your daddy is a girl.
Me: What? Your daddy is a girl?!
Ethan: (super angered, shooting meaner look)
Me: So your daddy is not a girl. But he's not a guy?
Ethan: He's a man.
Me: Then who's a guy? Are you a guy?
Ethan: (shoot me with the mean look) No. I'm a boy!
Me: Oh so you're not a guy, you're a boy.
Ethan: Yes.
Me: So can you tell me who's a guy?
Ethan: (shoot mean look)
Me: (still trying to check his definition of a guy) Who is a guy?
Ethan: (points to his friend across the table)
Me: Janice is a guy?
Ethan: No! ZhenFong.
Me: How can you be a boy and ZhenFong be a guy? He is 3 years old like you, if he's a guy then you're a guy too!
Ethan: (angered and confused)

Gosh, kids nowadays are so fierce. LOL! Nah! He just got up from his nap, of course he's irritable! Just a cute conversation with a 3 year old. For the record, I didn't manage to get his definition of a guy.